On Notice

You’re on notice,

1. Gary Shteyngart
2. David Bezmozgis
3. Sana Krasikov
4. Maxim Shrayer
5. Lara Vapnyar
6. Irina Reyn
7. Gina Ochsner
8. Elif Batuman

Only I‘m supposed to be turning the Russian Jewish immigrant experience in America into cold hard cash money, black Bumers for myself, and pina coladas for Mr. B.

Although, I guess, given our childhood, it’s only normal that so many of us turn to writing.  Because we can’t make this sh*t up.

List to be expanded at will.