Oops

So we have some Jewish holidays coming up. More specifically, the New Year.  Inspired by this post, I am listing all my wrongs from the past year in hopes that the internets will forgive me.

• I have watched Jersey Shore, on more than one occasion, and have rejoiced when Ronnie cheats on Sammi, who is too stupid to break up with him.
• I have pushed past tourists on the D.C. escalators who stand on the left-hand side when everyone KNOWS you are supposed to walk on that side.  It’s not a May Day fair, people. Some of us have to get to work. That includes you, poorly-dressed tourist man.
• I have eaten chocolate malted milk balls from the “in bulk” section at the grocery store when no one was looking.  But only two at a time, I swear to God.
• I have woken Mr. B up before 8:00 a.m. on a Saturday. More than once.
• I have gossiped.  Oh, how I have gossiped.
• I have said, publicly, that the worst part of working with Jewish organizations is the Jews.
• I have eaten horrible, horrible, delicious things in mass quantities.
• I have stalked innocent author Gary Shteyngart through his Facebook page.

• I have been [So we have some Jewish holidays coming up. More specifically, the New Year.  Inspired by this post, I am listing all my wrongs from the past year in hopes that the internets will forgive me.

• I have watched Jersey Shore, on more than one occasion, and have rejoiced when Ronnie cheats on Sammi, who is too stupid to break up with him.
• I have pushed past tourists on the D.C. escalators who stand on the left-hand side when everyone KNOWS you are supposed to walk on that side.  It’s not a May Day fair, people. Some of us have to get to work. That includes you, poorly-dressed tourist man.
• I have eaten chocolate malted milk balls from the “in bulk” section at the grocery store when no one was looking.  But only two at a time, I swear to God.
• I have woken Mr. B up before 8:00 a.m. on a Saturday. More than once.
• I have gossiped.  Oh, how I have gossiped.
• I have said, publicly, that the worst part of working with Jewish organizations is the Jews.
• I have eaten horrible, horrible, delicious things in mass quantities.
• I have stalked innocent author Gary Shteyngart through his Facebook page.
• I have been](http://blog.vickiboykis.com/wlb/2010/01/31/millions-of-babies-the-holocaust-and-gender-segregation-its-the-weekend/) and compared it to the Holocaust.
• I have purchased “food” from McDonald’s and eaten it in the car, then chewed 5 pieces of gum so Mr. B wouldn’t know.
• I have defended Mizrachi music.
• I have yelled at motorists who annoy me with a selection of words in Hebrew, English, and Russian.
• I have written a blog filled with horrible, horrible things, which other people actually read.

Happy New Year.