Please help me look less like Gaga and more like Coco

I am starting my new job in three weeks and I have nothing (new-job-worthy) to wear. I am looking for something business casual but with a formal slant.  Skirts and pants alike are welcome.  I would describe my personal style as “blue” and “on sale” and “OH MY GOD IT ALMOST FITS ME I’M BUYING IT.”   Also, I am short and I hate buying pants.  And skirts that fall above the knee.  Because nothing fits well.

Basically what I’m saying is that I need a personal stylist.

This is all I have in my closet right now (I have both black and white, but I can’t really wear the white one any more since, you know, after Labor Day, also I think it’s growing stalactites):

Help.  Which office fashion blogs should I read that are not [I am starting my new job in three weeks and I have nothing (new-job-worthy) to wear. I am looking for something business casual but with a formal slant.  Skirts and pants alike are welcome.  I would describe my personal style as “blue” and “on sale” and “OH MY GOD IT ALMOST FITS ME I’M BUYING IT.”   Also, I am short and I hate buying pants.  And skirts that fall above the knee.  Because nothing fits well.

Basically what I’m saying is that I need a personal stylist.

This is all I have in my closet right now (I have both black and white, but I can’t really wear the white one any more since, you know, after Labor Day, also I think it’s growing stalactites):

Help.  Which office fashion blogs should I read that are not](http://corporette.com/) because every outfut on there costs more than I spend per week on food?  Maybe something like this? Or this?

She hates me.