Friday Links

You know the drill.

Today’s bonus question: How long does it take to buy a bike?  A) If you are a normal person. B) If you are indecisive and cheap.

Links:

1. Can’t tell whether this is real or just a nightmarish hallucination written up in a cocky manner.
2. Feeling down in your job? Read some White House staffer salaries and feel smug in a cocky manner.
3. How much does Rihanna pay for you to listen to S&M and hate her?
4. Things I hate as well: Weather.
5. This is a PDF, and it’s for the Kremlinologists.
6. I like this post not only because I like design*sponge, but because I like knowing how stuff is made.
7. Best name ever! (or worst.)
8. Here is the worst problem you will ever have.
9. Here is another really tough conundrum.
10. I can relate.
11. I thought we already established that New Jersey is terrible?
12. On Moving, Part 2. It’s so…sob…moving.
13. The Obama Town Hall: Bad Idea, or worst Idea ever?
14. Great discussion in the comments. 
15. Basset hounds are terrifying
16. Alcohol!