This Tu B’Shvat, I’m buying a donkey and a plane ticket to Haifa
Tu B’Shvat, the Jewish festival for the birthday of the trees, is tonight. Since it’s been a while that I’ve been part of something Jewish ([Tu B’Shvat,](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tu_Bishvat) the Jewish festival for the birthday of the trees, is tonight. Since it’s been a while that I’ve been part of something Jewish ( does not count as doing something Jewish, although sometimes I try to pass it off as such,) I wanted to celebrate, which involves planting trees and eating fruits of the Torah (pomegranates, dates, olives, and Bamba.)
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